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My holiday greeting Choose Greetings Earthlings Merry Christmahannakwanzaka! I meant to call, really! Have a cheeky new year It's the most wonderful time! Season's Greetings Mazeltov! Merry Christmas Happy Holidays My Year in Review I know it's been a year but... Friends, Romans, countrymen

My relationship status Choose Single In a relationship Engaged Recently married Married Recently divorced I’d rather not say

My biggest achievement in 2011 Choose Lost weight Got off the grid Ran for office Found love Focused on the big picture Dealt with the little things

New in 2011 Choose Got pregnant Had a baby Bought a home Got a job Lost a job Gained weight Lost weight Nothing Found happiness Got glasses Started a business

My year in a nutshell Choose Brilliant So So Naughty Ridiculous Dullsville Too short Way too long Wild ride Catastrophic Stupendous Life changing Without injury What year? Whomp whomp

I'm grateful for this person

I'm grateful for this place

I'm grateful for this thing

2012 outlook Choose Optimistic Pessimistic Ambivalent

I wish for Choose A lighter workload End of recession Things don't get worse A miracle A big chance 15 seconds of fame

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Names of 3 people I'll see this holiday

The three best gifts of 2011 Choose Greek bonds Apps for life A tiny giraffe A trust fund A start-up An NBA contract The Presidency

Choose A big bag of coal A gold-plated iPad A liter of tiger blood A bus ride home A timeshare in Iraq A one way ticket to Iran

Choose A massive royal wedding hat A decommissioned military hummer A dogs playing poker painting A lifetime supply of Godfather's pizza A Marcus Bachmman back rub A date with Ashton Kutcher

Names of 5 people I'll see in 2012

The topic they are most interested in Choose Foreign affairs U.S. politics Business Sports Celebrity

I would most like to spend time in Choose A cubicle Box seats at the Superbowl A hammock with a good book Bradley Cooper’s pants Beyonce’s dreams A double recliner The Metropolitan Opera The Amazon rainforest The lido deck of a cruiseship A booth at TGI Fridays The Appalachian trail A small Tahitian village A smoky bar in Paris

My goodbye message Choose Sorry about your presents, Gro… I promise to donate the 34¢ I… If you see any flying reindeer… Let’s get naughty in naught … I want to welcome the Iranian … Consider this my gift to you! … To those I love and don't see … If I could see you now I’d cr… Or write your own below...